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Post by Sauerkraut on Nov 10, 2019 13:57:45 GMT -6
Susan: Someone stole the wheels off all the cop cars last nite. Aimee: The cops have tirelessly been working on it.
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Post by Sauerkraut on Nov 10, 2019 13:59:50 GMT -6
Test Your Smartness: Q. What weights more a gallon of water of a gallon of Butane? A. The Water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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Post by Sauerkraut on Nov 10, 2019 14:01:43 GMT -6
Q. What kind of writer (paperback or otherwise) never kills off his Character? A. An Autobiographer.
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Post by Sauerkraut on Nov 10, 2019 14:03:33 GMT -6
Miss Lisa: The circus clown held the door open for me. Miss Veronica: What a nice Jester.
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Post by Belle on Nov 10, 2019 14:22:49 GMT -6
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Nov 10, 2019 21:37:15 GMT -6
Water weighs more than an equal amount of gasoline. Many people are not aware of that fact.
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Post by twister on Nov 10, 2019 23:39:51 GMT -6
The toilets were stolen from a car wash the cops have nothing to go on LOL!!!!!!
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Post by Maxx on Nov 11, 2019 5:40:02 GMT -6
I have a great idea let's post this in the forum Animal Stories & Jokes that will get me some attention...You're such a fucktard...
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Post by Sauerkraut on Nov 12, 2019 11:18:13 GMT -6
What do you buy and use up only about 1%-2% of the product and toss the rest of it away in a landfill? A Tire. We only use up a tiny amount of the rubber in a tire.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 18:57:33 GMT -6
The space in your head.
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Nov 12, 2019 20:26:16 GMT -6
Atchly one pays a recycling fee on each tire he buys. You can ass-u-me that they get recycled.
Bad skoal.
Bad ape too.
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Post by Sauerkraut on Nov 13, 2019 12:16:43 GMT -6
Atchly one pays a recycling fee on each tire he buys. You can ass-u-me that they get recycled. Bad skoal. Bad ape too. That's interesting, we pay a fee for new tires we buy and they also charge a disposal fee on your old tires. Dunno if that's all federal law of some of it is state law.
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