|
Post by Sauerkraut on Sept 6, 2020 7:36:26 GMT -6
Money~ A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. A chick will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not need.
Marriage~ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change but she does.
Future~ A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Arguments~ A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Natural~ Men wake up the same as when they went to bed. Women think, somehow they deteriorate during the night.
Thought For The Day: A married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same things.
Bathrooms~ A man will have about 6 items in his bathroom, the average number of things in a woman's bathroom is 337 and a man would not be able to identify more than 20 of those items.
Chicks~ Ya can't live with them and ya can't live without them. wvsex3_th.jpg That's why we men take our hats off to all the chicks we loved before going in & out our door.
|
|
|
Post by VisionAri on Sept 6, 2020 9:20:31 GMT -6
This is such obvious flame bait that I'm almost embarrassed for you.
|
|
Rusty
Forum Junkie
Posts: 19,145
|
Post by Rusty on Sept 6, 2020 12:13:52 GMT -6
Chicks
|
|