Post by Belle on Sept 17, 2020 17:45:06 GMT -6
1. Women over 50 do not have children because they would put them somewhere and then forget where.
2. The mystery of life is the fact that after two small cakes you gain 5 kilos.
3. Not only do my thoughts wander from time to time. Sometimes he leaves me completely.
4. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear small shoes.
5. The nice thing about living in a small town is that if you don't know what you're doing, someone else is guaranteed to know.
6. The older you are, the harder it is to lose weight, because during that time your body and your lard are good friends.
7. Sometimes I think I understand everything, but usually I immediately realize it.
8. I stopped running for health when my thighs rubbed against each other, burning my pants.
9. Incredible !! You hang something in the closet for a while and it collides by two numbers.
10. Skinny people really annoy me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, I just sometimes forget to eat." Well, I've forgotten where I live, where I parked my car, or where I put my keys. But never, NEVER forget to eat. You must be a little stupid to forget to eat, right ?!
11. My girlfriend accidentally used Valium instead of contraception. She has 14 children, but sometimes she doesn't care.
12. The problem with women is that they easily get excited about a complete NIC and then marry him.
13. I read an article claiming that the symptoms of stress are: excessive food consumption, impulsive shopping and fast driving. Are you kidding? Somehow I imagine a perfect day.
2. The mystery of life is the fact that after two small cakes you gain 5 kilos.
3. Not only do my thoughts wander from time to time. Sometimes he leaves me completely.
4. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear small shoes.
5. The nice thing about living in a small town is that if you don't know what you're doing, someone else is guaranteed to know.
6. The older you are, the harder it is to lose weight, because during that time your body and your lard are good friends.
7. Sometimes I think I understand everything, but usually I immediately realize it.
8. I stopped running for health when my thighs rubbed against each other, burning my pants.
9. Incredible !! You hang something in the closet for a while and it collides by two numbers.
10. Skinny people really annoy me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, I just sometimes forget to eat." Well, I've forgotten where I live, where I parked my car, or where I put my keys. But never, NEVER forget to eat. You must be a little stupid to forget to eat, right ?!
11. My girlfriend accidentally used Valium instead of contraception. She has 14 children, but sometimes she doesn't care.
12. The problem with women is that they easily get excited about a complete NIC and then marry him.
13. I read an article claiming that the symptoms of stress are: excessive food consumption, impulsive shopping and fast driving. Are you kidding? Somehow I imagine a perfect day.