Stolen Bicycle...

Maxx Too Far Gone I'm watching you... Posts: 25,447	Stolen Bicycle... Sept 4, 2023 20:15:15 GMT -6 Lobo Loco likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maxx on Sept 4, 2023 20:15:15 GMT -6
	I just realized that I had just forgotten what I had just realized...

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Belle Administrator Missing GOM Posts: 73,292 Mood: disgusted	Stolen Bicycle... Sept 4, 2023 20:27:01 GMT -6 Skoal and Lobo Loco like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belle on Sept 4, 2023 20:27:01 GMT -6
	Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

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Post by Belle on Sept 4, 2023 20:39:56 GMT -6

The monkey
So a college girl really wants to buy a monkey, but she knows her dad will not send the money for such a pet. So she emails her dad and asks for money to buy a bicycle.

The money comes, and she buys the cute little monkey.

After about a week, she notices that clumps of hair are falling out of the little fellow. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the money to take the monkey to the vet, so she does internet searches for hours, but cannot find anything that might help.

Finally, in desperation, she emails her father, saying, "Help! All of the hair is falling out of my monkey! Please send money!"

And her father emails back, "Sell the goddamn bicycle!"

Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'.
John Greenleaf Whittier

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