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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2011 12:50:06 GMT -6
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Liberal's brain; $200 for a Conservative's brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the Liberals actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Conservatives. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the Liberals brain so much more than a Conservatives brain?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Conservatives brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Jul 3, 2011 13:35:54 GMT -6
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 17:27:37 GMT -6
Isn't there enough liberal bashing on the rest of the forum? Do we really need it here in what's supposed to be funnies?
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Jul 3, 2011 17:33:09 GMT -6
You made a funny.
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Post by Shenanigan on Jul 3, 2011 17:49:59 GMT -6
Isn't there enough liberal bashing on the rest of the forum? Do we really need it here in what's supposed to be funnies? Surely you aren't serious?
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 18:04:02 GMT -6
Surely you aren't serious? I most certainly am!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2011 18:23:56 GMT -6
what about all of the conservative bashing that goes on daily...do we really NEED to get into that pissing contest? If you want it, we can surely make it happen.
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 18:42:32 GMT -6
what about all of the conservative bashing that goes on daily...do we really NEED to get into that pissing contest? If you want it, we can surely make it happen. Show me where there is daily conservative bashing. Except for Franco,...you won't find it. But look & you'll see liberal bashing constantly. That's beside the point anyway. HERE is the place for funnies. That means for everyone. NOT just liberal bashers. I don't know if anyone else feels the same, but I don't want to have to wade through this political BS to find a funny. Look through your last few posts here. See if you get what I mean. I don't mind a little of it, & this one is funny..OR would be IF it wasn't spread throughout the forum, already. That kinda takes the funny out of it. #533dl9#
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2011 19:00:06 GMT -6
okay...I won't post any more liberal bashing funnies...until I find another funny one! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D do I detect some thin-skins? .. btw..hg does her fair share of bashing/demeaning conservatives on a daily basis (or quite frequently)...maybe you and she don't see it as bashing, but bashing, it is. like I asked, do you really want to get a pissing contest about this started...or do you want to just chalk it up to whatever...and we all move forward?
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 19:10:26 GMT -6
btw..hg does her fair share of bashing/demeaning conservatives on a daily basis (or quite frequently)...maybe you and she don't see it as bashing, but bashing, it is. Prove it. Very rarely, if ever do I see her using the word conservative. I don't get involved in 'pissing' contests, but if I did you'd be soaked! Anything else for you...OR are you ready to move forward? Go ahead & post your 'political liberal bashing' jokes...It wasn't an 'order'...just an observation & question ..WHY is it necessary?
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 19:17:34 GMT -6
That's what it's here for JJ. It's supposed to ease the friction of the political bullshit on the forum...NOT add to it.
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 19:18:31 GMT -6
Where did your post go, JuanJoe?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2011 19:29:17 GMT -6
wondering the same thing
okay, I will lay off the liberal jokes
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Jul 3, 2011 19:44:48 GMT -6
what about all of the conservative bashing that goes on daily...do we really NEED to get into that pissing contest? If you want it, we can surely make it happen. Show me where there is daily conservative bashing. Except for Franco,...you won't find it. But look & you'll see liberal bashing constantly. That's beside the point anyway. HERE is the place for funnies. That means for everyone. NOT just liberal bashers. I don't know if anyone else feels the same, but I don't want to have to wade through this political BS to find a funny. Look through your last few posts here. See if you get what I mean. I don't mind a little of it, & this one is funny..OR would be IF it wasn't spread throughout the forum, already. That kinda takes the funny out of it. #533dl9# So post a funny bashing conservatives if it'll make you feel better.
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Post by Belle on Jul 3, 2011 19:50:59 GMT -6
So post a funny bashing conservatives if it'll make you feel better. It wouldn't. I don't stoop to that.
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