walking eagle
|
Shoutbox
Belle: When I was growing up my neighbor across the street was in the mafia and he was a really nice guy.
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6
fluffems: The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
Nov 20, 2024 19:11:57 GMT -6
Belle: I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into the world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
Nov 20, 2024 19:46:54 GMT -6
Belle: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Nov 21, 2024 4:49:11 GMT -6
*
justbec: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels
Nov 22, 2024 11:44:10 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Nov 22, 2024 13:04:46 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference Nov 22, 2024 16:48:44 GMT -6
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference Nov 22, 2024 16:48:44 GMT -6
Belle: What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.
Nov 23, 2024 2:47:10 GMT -6
justbec: I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
Nov 23, 2024 9:11:13 GMT -6