Cain Gets Up To Speed

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Belle: When I was growing up my neighbor across the street was in the mafia and he was a really nice guy.
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car
Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: :)) Nov 20, 2024 10:03:45 GMT -6
justbec: I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something. Nov 20, 2024 12:04:56 GMT -6
heregoes: I do love these puns and cute jokes. :)) Nov 20, 2024 14:26:54 GMT -6
fluffems: The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense. Nov 20, 2024 19:11:57 GMT -6
Belle: 103ts Nov 20, 2024 19:45:57 GMT -6
Belle: I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into the world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one. Nov 20, 2024 19:46:54 GMT -6
heregoes: :)) Nov 20, 2024 19:57:08 GMT -6
justbec: LOL!!!! Nov 20, 2024 22:41:45 GMT -6
Belle: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Nov 21, 2024 4:49:11 GMT -6 *
justbec: pt0005 Nov 21, 2024 11:54:14 GMT -6
justbec: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels Nov 22, 2024 11:44:10 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. Nov 22, 2024 13:04:46 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?

George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.

Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.

Donald Trump can’t tell the difference
Nov 22, 2024 16:48:44 GMT -6
heregoes: :)) Nov 22, 2024 17:19:11 GMT -6
VisionAri: 👍🏽 Nov 22, 2024 21:30:44 GMT -6
Belle: What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells. Nov 23, 2024 2:47:10 GMT -6
Belle: Procrastinators unite tomorrow!
Nov 23, 2024 8:58:04 GMT -6
justbec: I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day! Nov 23, 2024 9:11:13 GMT -6
heregoes: :)) Nov 23, 2024 9:16:23 GMT -6
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