lestercat
Over The Top
"Just blowin' smoke up your ass"
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Post by lestercat on Mar 11, 2012 15:03:59 GMT -6
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader a big burly man gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm going to commit suicide." While he didn't want to appear insensitive he didn't want to miss an opportunity either so he asked. "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That’s a real talent you're wasting, you could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." The authorities believe the victim may have been pushed
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Mar 11, 2012 15:05:59 GMT -6
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Post by Sauerkraut on Mar 14, 2012 12:54:18 GMT -6
I vote for Suicide.
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Post by springschick on Mar 14, 2012 12:59:16 GMT -6
SK, did you actually "get" the joke?
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Post by Belle on Mar 14, 2012 16:25:00 GMT -6
SK, did you actually "get" the joke? Doesn't have a clue...probably didn't even read the joke, just the title. ;D
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