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old lady Apr 22, 2012 21:19:03 GMT -6

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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 21:19:03 GMT -6

A lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha'sVineyard . She slipped and fell.

Obama, who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly.

She thanked him, and he answered.... "It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next election?"

The elderly woman laughed and replied: ''You know ... I fell on my ass ... not on my head"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	old lady Apr 22, 2012 22:36:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 22:36:18 GMT -6 UHMMmmmmmmm. . . . .!!!! Peace, OHD

GrumpyOM (RIP) Too Far Gone Semper Fidelis Posts: 54,349	old lady Apr 23, 2012 9:47:49 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Apr 23, 2012 9:47:49 GMT -6
	A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on. ~ Winston Churchill Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth. ~ George Washington

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	old lady Apr 23, 2012 18:20:28 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2012 18:20:28 GMT -6 Apr 22, 2012 22:36:18 GMT -6 @rogerthat said: UHMMmmmmmmm. . . . .!!!! Peace, OHD I put it in the politics section of funnies! ;D

Belle: While chatting with my Spanish neighbor I asked if they wouldn’t mind telling me what ‘por supuesto’ meant.
They said, “of course!”.

After an awkward pause I’m like “Well…?”

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Nov 19, 2024 21:12:26 GMT -6

Belle: When I was growing up my neighbor across the street was in the mafia and he was a really nice guy.
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6

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