lestercat
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Post by lestercat on May 13, 2012 7:38:45 GMT -6
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request. A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven. To his suprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?" With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"
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Post by Shenanigan on May 13, 2012 9:25:10 GMT -6
#wlaughtroll#
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on May 13, 2012 10:52:22 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2012 11:55:23 GMT -6
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request. A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven. To his suprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?" With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?" # # #wlaughtroll#
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Post by heregoes on May 14, 2012 15:36:51 GMT -6
;D
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Post by iamjumbo (RIP) on May 15, 2012 3:50:44 GMT -6
why does everyone always pick on lawyers? most of them never become politicians
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on May 15, 2012 11:22:29 GMT -6
why does everyone always pick on lawyers? most of them never become politicians They're still generally pri*ks.
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lestercat
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Post by lestercat on May 15, 2012 15:22:36 GMT -6
why does everyone always pick on lawyers? most of them never become politicians They're still generally pri*ks. Hey....Hey....Hey.....easy Pops, My DIL is a lawyer
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on May 15, 2012 16:56:24 GMT -6
I said 'generally'. LOL.
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