lestercat
Over The Top
"Just blowin' smoke up your ass"
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Post by lestercat on May 16, 2012 15:54:56 GMT -6
While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" he asked. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years many of my hens were infertile. But today, for the first time, they're all finally fertile." "How did it happen?" "I switched cocks." "What a coincidence," she said, smiling....
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Post by heregoes on May 16, 2012 16:08:22 GMT -6
;D
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on May 16, 2012 17:13:00 GMT -6
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