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election year stimulus package ala obamanomics Jun 1, 2012 13:06:43 GMT -6

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Post by jimmiethepen (RIP) on Jun 1, 2012 13:06:43 GMT -6

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.

The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon!

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