Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2012 7:32:36 GMT -6
Low Life Cheat'n Republican
The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt
Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot
recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition
seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
>
> The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would
win the election.
>
> It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the
two candidates to determine the winner.
>
> After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin .
>
> There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent
out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
>
> At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line
and he had 10 fish.
>
> Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was
just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next
day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again
with none.
>
> That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think
the Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother
fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'
>
> The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got
together for the report of how the republicans were cheating.
>
> Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in
the ice."
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The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt
Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot
recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition
seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
>
> The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would
win the election.
>
> It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the
two candidates to determine the winner.
>
> After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin .
>
> There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent
out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
>
> At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line
and he had 10 fish.
>
> Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was
just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next
day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again
with none.
>
> That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think
the Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother
fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'
>
> The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got
together for the report of how the republicans were cheating.
>
> Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in
the ice."
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