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blonde pilot Jul 18, 2012 15:57:07 GMT -6

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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2012 15:57:07 GMT -6

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>> The Blonde Pilot..
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>> This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
>> He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
>> "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
>> And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
>> She hears a voice over the radio saying:
>> "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
>> 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
>> She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
>> "O.K." says the voice on the radio....
>> "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
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heregoes Co administrator Posts: 64,857 Mood: disgusted	blonde pilot Jul 18, 2012 16:00:47 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heregoes on Jul 18, 2012 16:00:47 GMT -6 ;D
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GrumpyOM (RIP) Too Far Gone Semper Fidelis Posts: 54,349	blonde pilot Jul 18, 2012 17:37:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Jul 18, 2012 17:37:04 GMT -6 ;D I figured she was still on the ground, LOL.
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