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Lobo Loco No Life At All Primero, soy guatemalteco. Posts: 5,600	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 15:08:06 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lobo Loco on Dec 26, 2022 15:08:06 GMT -6 What condition does Trump take his anti-anxiety medication for? Hispanic attacks.
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Lobo Loco No Life At All Primero, soy guatemalteco. Posts: 5,600	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 15:09:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lobo Loco on Dec 26, 2022 15:09:04 GMT -6 What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean? Donald Trump has never paid to have a kidney bean on his face.
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Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 15:12:11 GMT -6 Belle, heregoes, and 2 more like this

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Post by Lobo Loco on Dec 26, 2022 15:12:11 GMT -6

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leanedin towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So, the Pope slapped him.

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Belle Administrator Missing GOM Posts: 73,236 Mood: disgusted	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 15:38:29 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belle on Dec 26, 2022 15:38:29 GMT -6 Dec 26, 2022 15:09:04 GMT -6 Lobo Loco said: What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean? Donald Trump has never paid to have a kidney bean on his face.
	Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

Belle Administrator Missing GOM Posts: 73,236 Mood: disgusted	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 15:56:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belle on Dec 26, 2022 15:56:56 GMT -6 Why can’t Trump stay in the White House anymore? Because it’s for Biden!
	Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

Belle Administrator Missing GOM Posts: 73,236 Mood: disgusted	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 15:57:59 GMT -6 heregoes and Skoal like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belle on Dec 26, 2022 15:57:59 GMT -6 What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
	Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

Lobo Loco No Life At All Primero, soy guatemalteco. Posts: 5,600	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 16:02:12 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lobo Loco on Dec 26, 2022 16:02:12 GMT -6 Dec 26, 2022 15:57:59 GMT -6 Belle said: What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
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Skoal Get A Life Posts: 1,383	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 20:17:34 GMT -6 heregoes and Lobo Loco like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skoal on Dec 26, 2022 20:17:34 GMT -6 Why is this in jokes. It is all so true. The loser just cant quit.
	Do onto others as you want to be treated. Cant take credit for this but my Grandpa told me this.

Lobo Loco No Life At All Primero, soy guatemalteco. Posts: 5,600	Trump jokes Dec 26, 2022 21:36:32 GMT -6 Skoal likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lobo Loco on Dec 26, 2022 21:36:32 GMT -6 Dec 26, 2022 20:17:34 GMT -6 Skoal said: Why is this in jokes. It is all so true. The loser just cant quit. Touchė!
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Trump jokes Dec 27, 2022 7:53:21 GMT -6 Skoal likes this

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Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:

370HSSV - 0773H

Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI

No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.

Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:

"Tell trump he's holding the message upside down."

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Belle Administrator Missing GOM Posts: 73,236 Mood: disgusted	Trump jokes Dec 27, 2022 10:06:23 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belle on Dec 27, 2022 10:06:23 GMT -6
	Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

Belle: While chatting with my Spanish neighbor I asked if they wouldn’t mind telling me what ‘por supuesto’ meant.
They said, “of course!”.

After an awkward pause I’m like “Well…?”

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Nov 19, 2024 21:12:26 GMT -6

Belle: When I was growing up my neighbor across the street was in the mafia and he was a really nice guy.
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6