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New Species Discovered Jan 20, 2023 14:58:13 GMT -6

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Post by heregoes on Jan 20, 2023 14:58:13 GMT -6

Catherine Rampell has breaking scientific news: “Researchers have identified a previously unknown species in D.C. Like cicadas, this species stays underground for years at a time, typically in four- or eight-year intervals. Its members hide away until there is an auspicious change in the ecosystem. Then, they bust out and wreak havoc.”

“This species: Republicans who care about deficits.”

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