Belle and Heregoes

[Maxx]

Belle and heregoes were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain...heregoes pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking...

Belle says to heregoes "What's that???"

heregoes says "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet..."

Belle asks heregoes "Where did you get it???"

heregoes says "You can get them at any drugstore...

The next day Belle hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms...The guy looks at Belle kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers...

Belle tells the pharmacist "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel..."

The pharmacist remain in therapy to this day...

[Lobo Loco]

When I saw the title of this post, I sensed that trouble was coming, even before I opened it. 

[Lobo Loco]

Maxx is traveling and checks into a hotel for the night.

Hotel clerk: "Your room is 328. Take that elevator to the third floor and then turn right."

Maxx: "Okey, thanks. By the way, is the p0rn disabled?"

Hotel clerk: "NO. It's just regular p0rn, you sick fuck!"

[Maxx]

Feb 7, 2023 16:33:33 GMT -6 Lobo Loco said:

Maxx is traveling and checks into a hotel for the night.

Hotel clerk: "Your room is 328. Take that elevator to the third floor and then turn right."

Maxx: "Okey, thanks. By the way, is the p0rn disabled?"

Hotel clerk: "NO. It's just regular p0rn, you sick fuck!"

Hey, I didn't know she had a prosthetic leg...

Although looking back I probably should have figured it out considering I picked her up at IHOP...

[Maxx]

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable???


Putting her back in the chair when your done...

[Skoal]

Oh Maxx, you were on a roll until the last one...lol

[Maxx]

Feb 7, 2023 18:39:06 GMT -6 Skoal said:

Oh Maxx, you were on a roll until the last one...lol

Yeah, that was wrong even for me...