Post by Maxx on Feb 7, 2023 21:15:10 GMT -6
Now I am a grade A straight up looking primate from the Chernobyl zoo that they left behind after the reactor 4 meltdown...My natural facial expression is somewhere between a Salvador Dalí abstract and an adult who was raped by a priest as a child and just locked in a monastery with an AR-15 and unlimited ammo...So when I tell you this kinda chit happens to me almost daily I am not lying and it has my entire life...I use to think maybe people feel sorry for me but then I look at the company I keep and realize it can't be that...2 weeks ago I had 3 very attractive females staying here and outside of casual bar talk when they saw me there they didn't know me or anything about me...One night 2 of them come up to me and tell me that their friend just went through a bad breakup and was curious if I found her attractive, she was so I didn't lie...They proceed to tell me that she thinks I'm cute, for a older guy OUCH, and then tells me that they want me to take her back to my place and well you know the rest...BUT the kicker was they both start to describe in great detail what she likes and to say she was a VERY dirty girl would be an understatement...Thinking it was a joke I just laughed it off but then they tell me there are very serious and invited her over to talk...
I kindly told them they need to REALLY keep this to themselves because if certain people at the bar hear them talking like this to me they will never be seen or heard from again and there is a very good chance neither would I...
Maxx
