justbec: Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Nov 26, 2024 12:01:03 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: If I'm waiting for the waiter, does that make me the waiter?
Nov 26, 2024 14:22:27 GMT -6
Maxx: Ladies, please stop asking Santa for the perfect man...This is the third time this week he has tried to kidnap me...
Nov 26, 2024 15:54:32 GMT -6
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justbec: I tried donating blood, NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions! Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
Nov 27, 2024 12:02:09 GMT -6
Lobo Loco: Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Nov 27, 2024 12:17:05 GMT -6
Maxx: Why does Santa always come through the chimney??? He knows better than to try the back door...
Nov 27, 2024 13:17:47 GMT -6