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Heaven be like... Dec 22, 2023 16:19:20 GMT -6 Belle, heregoes, and 2 more like this

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Post by VisionAri on Dec 22, 2023 16:19:20 GMT -6

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven! What is your faith?
1st Man: Jewish.
St. Peter: Then you're in Room 23. Please be quiet as you pass Room 6.

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven! What is your faith?
2nd Man: I'm Presbyterian.
St. Peter: Room 14. Please be quiet as you pass Room 6.

St. Peter. Welcome to heaven! What's your faith?
3rd Man: I'm Buddhist.
St. Peter: That's Room 37. Please be quiet as you pass Room 6.

1st Man: Excuse me... why do we have to be quiet when we go past Room 6?
St. Peter: Oh, that's where the Catholics are; they think they're the only ones here.

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Belle: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Nov 21, 2024 4:49:11 GMT -6 *

justbec:

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justbec: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels Nov 22, 2024 11:44:10 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. Nov 22, 2024 13:04:46 GMT -6

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George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.

Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.

Donald Trump can’t tell the difference Nov 22, 2024 16:48:44 GMT -6

heregoes:

Nov 22, 2024 17:19:11 GMT -6

VisionAri: 👍🏽 Nov 22, 2024 21:30:44 GMT -6

Belle: What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells. Nov 23, 2024 2:47:10 GMT -6

Belle: Procrastinators unite tomorrow!
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justbec: I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day! Nov 23, 2024 9:11:13 GMT -6

heregoes:

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Lobo Loco: Pomme pomme pomme Nov 25, 2024 23:39:01 GMT -6

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heregoes:

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justbec: Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
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Lobo Loco: If I'm waiting for the waiter, does that make me the waiter? Nov 26, 2024 14:22:27 GMT -6

Maxx: Ladies, please stop asking Santa for the perfect man...This is the third time this week he has tried to kidnap me... Nov 26, 2024 15:54:32 GMT -6 *

justbec:

Maxx Nov 26, 2024 17:21:18 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: Maxx perfect ape, maybe. :))

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