A homeless man is standing on the corner...
Dec 25, 2023 20:31:07 GMT -6
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Post by Belle on Dec 25, 2023 20:31:07 GMT -6
... begging for change.
Soon a very successful lawyer walks by and the homeless guy asks, "Can you spare anything, brother?"
The lawyer tells him, "Look man, I don't believe in just giving people handouts. Come to my house tomorrow if you're serious and I'll put you to work."
The next morning the homeless guy shows up right on time ready to work.
The lawyer tells him, "Here, take this bucket of paint and cover my entire porch out front from top to bottom."
"No problem, you got it." the homeless man insisted.
About an hour later the guy tells him he's all finished.
The lawyer promptly hands him a $100 bill and asks, "Now then, doesn't that feel much better earning your money?"
The homeless guy shrugs and says, "Sure thing, by the way I think that thing is a Mercedes, not a Porsche."
Soon a very successful lawyer walks by and the homeless guy asks, "Can you spare anything, brother?"
The lawyer tells him, "Look man, I don't believe in just giving people handouts. Come to my house tomorrow if you're serious and I'll put you to work."
The next morning the homeless guy shows up right on time ready to work.
The lawyer tells him, "Here, take this bucket of paint and cover my entire porch out front from top to bottom."
"No problem, you got it." the homeless man insisted.
About an hour later the guy tells him he's all finished.
The lawyer promptly hands him a $100 bill and asks, "Now then, doesn't that feel much better earning your money?"
The homeless guy shrugs and says, "Sure thing, by the way I think that thing is a Mercedes, not a Porsche."
