Post by Belle on Jan 17, 2024 13:52:16 GMT -6
Read past first paragraph... I almost didn't.
~Joe Parsons
Is it true that the Trump’s tax cut plan will reduce the 20 trillion dollar national debt to zero in 10 years?
Of course it will. As we have proven time and again, cutting taxes for the Job Creators and Investors makes the economy grow Everyone gets a big, beautiful tax cut. Everyone.
The biggest people, with the biggest, bestest brains, will get the biggest, bestest tax cut; that’s what this Country is all about.
Don’t listen to those bad men who say this big, beautiful Tax Cut will increase the deficit by $1.5 Trillion. They say that because they secretly hate America, and they use…math…to try and prove that. You know, just like they tried to prove my crowds on that great Inauguration Day were smaller than Hussein Obama’s. they even said it was raining, when it wasn’t. Can you believe those guys?
Look. I never said it would be easy. I mean, who knew health care was so complicated, am I right? But we’re getting rid of that terrible HusseinCare, so you can have choices. You won’t have to pay those horrible, horrible, very very high premiums if you don’t want to. And just because the losers in Congress couldn’t do what I told them to do and just repeal that very, very bad law, doesn’t mean I can’t get all the media that’s not fake together in my Oval Office to watch me sign another big, beautiful, very, very important Executive Order to undo everything that very, very bad man who’s not even an American (you know who I’m talking about, right?) did in this very office.
But back to the tax thing. I told those guys in Congress that they had to give me a big, beautiful bill to sign before Christmas. And they have to do it, because I’m the CEO, am I right? I mean, look at everything I’ve accomplished so far—I’m the best, busiest President since, since…FDR? No, he was a cripple. A loser—and his wife was, like, a TWO at best. People who work for me have to have a wife who’s at least an eight. Maybe Lincoln? Yeah…wait. Didn’t he try to break up the United States? He wouldn’t let those fine, fine Southern entrepreneurs, you know, small business owners, with beautiful family farms, growing cotton…I love cotton. Do you like this shirt? It’s 100% pima cotton. I get these things made for me special. The guys who make these shirts in Bengladesh? They’re honored to be able to make these very, very fine shirts for me. Not everyone gets to pick that pima cotton and make these kinds of shirts for me, believe me.
So, not Lincoln. He was a loser. I’m gonna say…Washington, right? Right? Yeah, he was a small businessman, like me. And he went up against those Brits, with their fancy suits and funny accents—can you believe those guys? I’ll bet if you wake ’em up in the middle of the night and ask them a question, they talk just like you and me. They think they’re better than you, with their free health care, and their castles, and that Queen of theirs…I mean, even in her best days, she was a six. Seven, tops.
Yeah, I’ve done as much as Washington, except I have better hair—how do you like the hair? Pretty good, am I right? It’s all mine. My wife, Ivanka—I mean Melania—can tell you that. Right? Where’s Melania? Come on up here and say hi to the folks, Melania. Not you, Ivanka…I said Melania. Isn’t she terrific? She’s the most beautiful woman in…is it Croatia, honey? Slovakia? Whatever. Go sit down now and look pretty. Isn’t she beautiful, folks?
Where was I…oh, taxes. Do you like how presidential I am today? I love this crowd. You’re terrific. Very, very good crowd. I tell you, I’m working very, very hard for you. Even when I’m on the golf course, this brain is turning and turning. Thinking of new ways I can Make America Great. Are you tired of winning yet? Well, I’m sorry, folks, but we’re not going to stop until you BEG me to stop winning. It’s just like I told you.
We’re gonna get rid of that estate tax, so you—even you, my African American over there, even YOU—can pass on your small business to your children without that horrible, horrible Death Tax. I’m gonna get rid of that thing. And don’t listen to the Fake News about how just 5,500 people had estates big enough to pay any tax, out of 3 million people who croaked last year. They’re all losers.
My people in the House and my Senators, they put together a big, beautiful tax cut for you. Well, some of you—but you get the point. This is going to be a very, very big tax cut. Huge. My guys, Mitch, Paul, Steve, Jared, Ivanka—say hi to the folks, honey—isn’t she beautiful? I have the most beautiful daughter. She’s terrific. Sit down, honey. Where was I? Oh, yeah. The tax bills. Those guys worked so hard on my tax bill. 460 pages in the House, 520 pages in the Senate. I mean, those guys can write, am I right? They put so much stuff in those things. They have to have a lot of words there because, you know…I’m gonna sign it before Christmas…and by the way: Merry Christmas! Can you believe we couldn’t say Merry Christmas for the last 8 years? Well, now you can. Merry Christmas. You’re welcome. You’re welcome. Have you seen what Iva…I mean, Melania, did with the decorations at the White House? They’re some of the biggest, classiest decorations for Christmas—I said, CHRISTMAS—that we’ve seen for probably twenty years, maybe more. And don’t listen to those losers who say it looks like Game of Thrones. The don’t know what real art is. Beautiful. The best.
And how about that Christmas tree lighting, huh? Biggest crowd ever. Biggest in history, believe me. I know the Fake News people, you know, CNN, the Bezos Washington Post, the Failing New York Times—they all put up these fake pictures of empty seats. All Photoshopped. Fake. Believe me. Biggest crowd ever.
Jeff Bezos…how about that guy? He bought a failing newspaper, the Washington Post—and believe me, it’s still failing. Fake News Failing. See what I did there? I think he bought it so he could run a story saying he’s the richest man in the world? Really? Does he have anything like a big, beautiful tower with his name on it in gold? No. How many golf courses does he own? None.
Oh, and speaking of golf courses: All you golf course owners out there—you know who you are—you’ll get to keep your tax credits. You’re welcome. But this tax bill doesn’t do me any good, believe me. I even donated my salary to the Park Service. No other president in history has ever done that, believe me. Nobody has ever been as rich as me. Nobody.
So where was I? Oh—taxes and deficit (or was it debt? I get them mixed up sometimes). With this big, beautiful tax cut—and EVERYBODY gets a tax cut (well, almost everybody)—we’ll supercharge the economy so we’ll be winners again. Those losers in OMB say the deficit will hit $1.5 trillion in ten years. What. The. HELL do they know? They’re just a bunch of bean counters in yarmulkes, am I right? They’ve never even run a business—how would they know? You have to invest to make money. I mean, when I opened that big, beautiful casino, The Trump Taj Mahal, we took on some debt. And then some more debt. And see how it all turned out? Great! Even if the casino didn’t quite turn out like I planned, I made out great. I made a Great Deal, because that is what I do. It’s an Art (see what I did there?). I was smart enough to get out with my profits. That’s what winners do. And I didn’t even have to pay taxes for a lot of years, folks. Smart. A smart winner.
So at first, we may see the deficit go up—but hey: it takes money to make money, am I right? And thanks to the sacrifices of good people like you, who are willing to give up a few little things, like writing off mortgage interest, property tax and state taxes, we’re going to be WINNERS again. And those bond programs for low income housing? They’re a bunch of losers. Losers. A lot of them are illegals, too, I can tell you that. Believe me. And Islamic terrorists. We’re gonna get them the hell out of our country.
And the wall? My big, beautiful wall? Like I promised you, we’re moving right ahead with that. And even though the Fake News—or was it Homeland Security? Whatever—says it’ll cost $21.6 billion, about one and a half times the cost of one of our best aircraft carries. Well you know what? We’re gonna get BOTH. I’ve told Congress we need to increase our defense budget so we can build more carriers. There was some talk they wanted to name one of them after me. I said no, but hey…they might talk me into it, right?
But the wall will pay for itself, even if Mexico won’t step up and do their part. It will. Trust me.
So what was your question? Oh, yeah, will we pay of Obama’s $20 trillion debt in ten years? I want to be honest with you, like I always am. It’s gonna take longer than that. We’re busy—and I say “we” because it really is a team effort here, working for you, right Ivanka? Jared? Paul? Steve…Steve?—so we might not be able to get it paid off in four years. Maybe in my second term, we can start to cut a deal with China and all those people who say we owe money to, and negotiate to settle with them. It may even take longer, like a third term. We have a lot of terrific plans, with some very, very fine people working on it for you.
But in the end, I will Make America Great Again, just like I always have. It just may take a little longer than we thought. But trust me, and I’ll get it done.
Thank you, and good night. Oh, and, uh God bless America, and stuff.
~Joe Parsons
Is it true that the Trump’s tax cut plan will reduce the 20 trillion dollar national debt to zero in 10 years?
Of course it will. As we have proven time and again, cutting taxes for the Job Creators and Investors makes the economy grow Everyone gets a big, beautiful tax cut. Everyone.
The biggest people, with the biggest, bestest brains, will get the biggest, bestest tax cut; that’s what this Country is all about.
Don’t listen to those bad men who say this big, beautiful Tax Cut will increase the deficit by $1.5 Trillion. They say that because they secretly hate America, and they use…math…to try and prove that. You know, just like they tried to prove my crowds on that great Inauguration Day were smaller than Hussein Obama’s. they even said it was raining, when it wasn’t. Can you believe those guys?
Look. I never said it would be easy. I mean, who knew health care was so complicated, am I right? But we’re getting rid of that terrible HusseinCare, so you can have choices. You won’t have to pay those horrible, horrible, very very high premiums if you don’t want to. And just because the losers in Congress couldn’t do what I told them to do and just repeal that very, very bad law, doesn’t mean I can’t get all the media that’s not fake together in my Oval Office to watch me sign another big, beautiful, very, very important Executive Order to undo everything that very, very bad man who’s not even an American (you know who I’m talking about, right?) did in this very office.
But back to the tax thing. I told those guys in Congress that they had to give me a big, beautiful bill to sign before Christmas. And they have to do it, because I’m the CEO, am I right? I mean, look at everything I’ve accomplished so far—I’m the best, busiest President since, since…FDR? No, he was a cripple. A loser—and his wife was, like, a TWO at best. People who work for me have to have a wife who’s at least an eight. Maybe Lincoln? Yeah…wait. Didn’t he try to break up the United States? He wouldn’t let those fine, fine Southern entrepreneurs, you know, small business owners, with beautiful family farms, growing cotton…I love cotton. Do you like this shirt? It’s 100% pima cotton. I get these things made for me special. The guys who make these shirts in Bengladesh? They’re honored to be able to make these very, very fine shirts for me. Not everyone gets to pick that pima cotton and make these kinds of shirts for me, believe me.
So, not Lincoln. He was a loser. I’m gonna say…Washington, right? Right? Yeah, he was a small businessman, like me. And he went up against those Brits, with their fancy suits and funny accents—can you believe those guys? I’ll bet if you wake ’em up in the middle of the night and ask them a question, they talk just like you and me. They think they’re better than you, with their free health care, and their castles, and that Queen of theirs…I mean, even in her best days, she was a six. Seven, tops.
Yeah, I’ve done as much as Washington, except I have better hair—how do you like the hair? Pretty good, am I right? It’s all mine. My wife, Ivanka—I mean Melania—can tell you that. Right? Where’s Melania? Come on up here and say hi to the folks, Melania. Not you, Ivanka…I said Melania. Isn’t she terrific? She’s the most beautiful woman in…is it Croatia, honey? Slovakia? Whatever. Go sit down now and look pretty. Isn’t she beautiful, folks?
Where was I…oh, taxes. Do you like how presidential I am today? I love this crowd. You’re terrific. Very, very good crowd. I tell you, I’m working very, very hard for you. Even when I’m on the golf course, this brain is turning and turning. Thinking of new ways I can Make America Great. Are you tired of winning yet? Well, I’m sorry, folks, but we’re not going to stop until you BEG me to stop winning. It’s just like I told you.
We’re gonna get rid of that estate tax, so you—even you, my African American over there, even YOU—can pass on your small business to your children without that horrible, horrible Death Tax. I’m gonna get rid of that thing. And don’t listen to the Fake News about how just 5,500 people had estates big enough to pay any tax, out of 3 million people who croaked last year. They’re all losers.
My people in the House and my Senators, they put together a big, beautiful tax cut for you. Well, some of you—but you get the point. This is going to be a very, very big tax cut. Huge. My guys, Mitch, Paul, Steve, Jared, Ivanka—say hi to the folks, honey—isn’t she beautiful? I have the most beautiful daughter. She’s terrific. Sit down, honey. Where was I? Oh, yeah. The tax bills. Those guys worked so hard on my tax bill. 460 pages in the House, 520 pages in the Senate. I mean, those guys can write, am I right? They put so much stuff in those things. They have to have a lot of words there because, you know…I’m gonna sign it before Christmas…and by the way: Merry Christmas! Can you believe we couldn’t say Merry Christmas for the last 8 years? Well, now you can. Merry Christmas. You’re welcome. You’re welcome. Have you seen what Iva…I mean, Melania, did with the decorations at the White House? They’re some of the biggest, classiest decorations for Christmas—I said, CHRISTMAS—that we’ve seen for probably twenty years, maybe more. And don’t listen to those losers who say it looks like Game of Thrones. The don’t know what real art is. Beautiful. The best.
And how about that Christmas tree lighting, huh? Biggest crowd ever. Biggest in history, believe me. I know the Fake News people, you know, CNN, the Bezos Washington Post, the Failing New York Times—they all put up these fake pictures of empty seats. All Photoshopped. Fake. Believe me. Biggest crowd ever.
Jeff Bezos…how about that guy? He bought a failing newspaper, the Washington Post—and believe me, it’s still failing. Fake News Failing. See what I did there? I think he bought it so he could run a story saying he’s the richest man in the world? Really? Does he have anything like a big, beautiful tower with his name on it in gold? No. How many golf courses does he own? None.
Oh, and speaking of golf courses: All you golf course owners out there—you know who you are—you’ll get to keep your tax credits. You’re welcome. But this tax bill doesn’t do me any good, believe me. I even donated my salary to the Park Service. No other president in history has ever done that, believe me. Nobody has ever been as rich as me. Nobody.
So where was I? Oh—taxes and deficit (or was it debt? I get them mixed up sometimes). With this big, beautiful tax cut—and EVERYBODY gets a tax cut (well, almost everybody)—we’ll supercharge the economy so we’ll be winners again. Those losers in OMB say the deficit will hit $1.5 trillion in ten years. What. The. HELL do they know? They’re just a bunch of bean counters in yarmulkes, am I right? They’ve never even run a business—how would they know? You have to invest to make money. I mean, when I opened that big, beautiful casino, The Trump Taj Mahal, we took on some debt. And then some more debt. And see how it all turned out? Great! Even if the casino didn’t quite turn out like I planned, I made out great. I made a Great Deal, because that is what I do. It’s an Art (see what I did there?). I was smart enough to get out with my profits. That’s what winners do. And I didn’t even have to pay taxes for a lot of years, folks. Smart. A smart winner.
So at first, we may see the deficit go up—but hey: it takes money to make money, am I right? And thanks to the sacrifices of good people like you, who are willing to give up a few little things, like writing off mortgage interest, property tax and state taxes, we’re going to be WINNERS again. And those bond programs for low income housing? They’re a bunch of losers. Losers. A lot of them are illegals, too, I can tell you that. Believe me. And Islamic terrorists. We’re gonna get them the hell out of our country.
And the wall? My big, beautiful wall? Like I promised you, we’re moving right ahead with that. And even though the Fake News—or was it Homeland Security? Whatever—says it’ll cost $21.6 billion, about one and a half times the cost of one of our best aircraft carries. Well you know what? We’re gonna get BOTH. I’ve told Congress we need to increase our defense budget so we can build more carriers. There was some talk they wanted to name one of them after me. I said no, but hey…they might talk me into it, right?
But the wall will pay for itself, even if Mexico won’t step up and do their part. It will. Trust me.
So what was your question? Oh, yeah, will we pay of Obama’s $20 trillion debt in ten years? I want to be honest with you, like I always am. It’s gonna take longer than that. We’re busy—and I say “we” because it really is a team effort here, working for you, right Ivanka? Jared? Paul? Steve…Steve?—so we might not be able to get it paid off in four years. Maybe in my second term, we can start to cut a deal with China and all those people who say we owe money to, and negotiate to settle with them. It may even take longer, like a third term. We have a lot of terrific plans, with some very, very fine people working on it for you.
But in the end, I will Make America Great Again, just like I always have. It just may take a little longer than we thought. But trust me, and I’ll get it done.
Thank you, and good night. Oh, and, uh God bless America, and stuff.