Never eating Thai food again...

Belle: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Nov 21, 2024 4:49:11 GMT -6 *

justbec:

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justbec: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels Nov 22, 2024 11:44:10 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. Nov 22, 2024 13:04:46 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?

George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.

Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.

Donald Trump can’t tell the difference Nov 22, 2024 16:48:44 GMT -6

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VisionAri: 👍🏽 Nov 22, 2024 21:30:44 GMT -6

Belle: What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells. Nov 23, 2024 2:47:10 GMT -6

Belle: Procrastinators unite tomorrow!
Nov 23, 2024 8:58:04 GMT -6

justbec: I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day! Nov 23, 2024 9:11:13 GMT -6

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Lobo Loco: Pomme pomme pomme Nov 25, 2024 23:39:01 GMT -6

Belle: Did you know being blind makes you curious? It made Stevie Wonder. Nov 26, 2024 7:21:19 GMT -6

honeybee: Oh Dear! LOLOL! Nov 26, 2024 8:21:38 GMT -6

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Nov 26, 2024 9:14:03 GMT -6

justbec: Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Nov 26, 2024 12:01:03 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: If I'm waiting for the waiter, does that make me the waiter? Nov 26, 2024 14:22:27 GMT -6

Maxx: Ladies, please stop asking Santa for the perfect man...This is the third time this week he has tried to kidnap me... Nov 26, 2024 15:54:32 GMT -6 *

justbec: