I told her not to look in the safe

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Maxx
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I told her not to look in the safe May 8, 2024 12:53:10 GMT -6

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Post by Maxx on May 8, 2024 12:53:10 GMT -6

I told her never to look in my safe no matter what, so today when I came back from my morning run she said Maxx I looked in your safe and found 3 eggs and $50,000 in cash please explain…So I told her that I put an egg in every time I cheated on her with a tourist over the past 10 years her reply was that 3 times wasn’t really that bad then I told her that every time I get a dozen I sell them and put the money in the safe…Not sure I will ever be able to go home again…

I just realized that I had just forgotten what I had just realized...

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