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Maxx Too Far Gone I'm watching you... Posts: 25,444	Dam women!!! Oct 17, 2024 16:23:19 GMT -6 heregoes and Lobo Loco like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maxx on Oct 17, 2024 16:23:19 GMT -6
	I just realized that I had just forgotten what I had just realized...

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Dam women!!! Oct 21, 2024 6:03:30 GMT -6 Skoal and Lobo Loco like this

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Post by Belle on Oct 21, 2024 6:03:30 GMT -6

Whoops, Maxx,! O_o

A guy (Maxx, I heard) goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's 3rd Grade School teacher.

Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'.
John Greenleaf Whittier

Maxx Too Far Gone I'm watching you... Posts: 25,444	Dam women!!! Oct 21, 2024 17:37:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maxx on Oct 21, 2024 17:37:35 GMT -6 So Belle goes to the grocery store...
	I just realized that I had just forgotten what I had just realized...

Belle Administrator Missing GOM Posts: 73,223 Mood: disgusted Member is Online	Dam women!!! Oct 21, 2024 18:08:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Belle on Oct 21, 2024 18:08:05 GMT -6 Oct 21, 2024 17:37:35 GMT -6 Maxx said: So Belle goes to the grocery store...
	Of all the words from lip or pen, The saddest are, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

Belle: While chatting with my Spanish neighbor I asked if they wouldn’t mind telling me what ‘por supuesto’ meant.
They said, “of course!”.

After an awkward pause I’m like “Well…?”

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Nov 19, 2024 21:12:26 GMT -6

Belle: When I was growing up my neighbor across the street was in the mafia and he was a really nice guy.
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6

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