HOMESTEAD, Fla. — Jimmie Johnson claimed his fifth consecutive NASCAR Sprint Cup title with his second-place finish in Sunday's Ford 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway. Johnson's crew chief Chad Knaus held up a message on a card for the TV cameras. It read, "Our team won." Knaus called it "awesome" and a total "team effort."
Belle: WASHINGTON, D.C. — A local tapeworm was shocked and disgusted to find himself residing within the brain of a Washington politician, according to sources.
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Belle: "I was living happily in an expired pork chop at Whole Foods, and suddenly I woke up in the skull of one of the most repulsive creatures known to man.
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