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Shenanigan Too Far Gone I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist. Posts: 23,330	Does This Come In A Bumper Sticker? Aug 30, 2011 22:07:22 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shenanigan on Aug 30, 2011 22:07:22 GMT -6
	Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

GrumpyOM (RIP) Too Far Gone Semper Fidelis Posts: 54,349	Does This Come In A Bumper Sticker? Aug 31, 2011 8:28:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Aug 31, 2011 8:28:33 GMT -6 Love it!
	A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on. ~ Winston Churchill Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth. ~ George Washington

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Belle: When I was growing up my neighbor across the street was in the mafia and he was a really nice guy.
He used to pay me 10 bucks every morning just to start his car Nov 20, 2024 9:46:51 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: :))

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justbec: I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something. Nov 20, 2024 12:04:56 GMT -6

heregoes: I do love these puns and cute jokes. :))

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fluffems: The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense. Nov 20, 2024 19:11:57 GMT -6

Belle:

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Belle: I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into the world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one. Nov 20, 2024 19:46:54 GMT -6

heregoes:

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justbec: LOL!!!! Nov 20, 2024 22:41:45 GMT -6

Belle: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Nov 21, 2024 4:49:11 GMT -6 *

justbec:

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justbec: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels Nov 22, 2024 11:44:10 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. Nov 22, 2024 13:04:46 GMT -6

Lobo Loco: What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?

George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.

Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.

Donald Trump can’t tell the difference Nov 22, 2024 16:48:44 GMT -6

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