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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Oct 25, 2021 19:48:38 GMT -6
Read an article that said apes drink by dipping their hand in water and then licking the water off the back of their hand. Never heard of such a thing.
Maxx, don't you get a lot of looks when you're drinking those martini's?
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Post by Maxx on Oct 26, 2021 5:05:08 GMT -6
Yes, I do get a lot of looks, but would make fun of a 400lbs drunk gorilla with a great animosity towards the human species....
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Post by GrumpyOM (RIP) on Oct 27, 2021 19:45:19 GMT -6
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Post by Maxx on Nov 6, 2021 20:21:02 GMT -6
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill. Well, now the bartender is just at a loss for words. He can't believe that a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it. So, in amazement, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change. While he's standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything." So he walks back over to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change. The gorilla doesn't say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini. After a few minutes the bartender just can't take it anymore. "You know," he says to the gorilla, "we don't get too many gorillas in here." And the gorilla says, "At nineteen dollars a drink I'm not surprised."
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